You are responsible for your own actions. If you attempt any of the things you read about in this site then you accept FULL responsibility for the consequences. If you injure yourself, someone else, or damage anything in the process of trying anything detailed here then it's your own fault. For legal purposes, if you are under 18 years of age and/or if your IQ is below 100 you should have a responsible and intelligent adult approve everything you do, read, say, think, etc... That's not necessarily how I feel on the matter... but I don't get to make the laws either.
Also, it is worth remembering that just because someone says something is cool that doesn't mean you have to try it. If I told you going to mime school was a great idea, that doesn't mean that you should actually attend one nor does it mean that it is actually a good idea. (Not that I think going to mime school is technically a bad thing. I have nothing against mimes other than I find them somewhat annoying.) If you did something I said, such as writing "kick me" on your forehead or following any of the material outlined within these pages, you risk embarrassment, and/or personal injury, and/or lots of other bad things. If you fully agree that I am absolutely and in no way responsible for your actions then I give you permission to read the material on this site.
Something else of importance:
Due to possible legalities, if you post anything "bad" on my discussion board or guestbook, I will remove it promptly. There have been lawsuits involving postings on message boards where the people running the boards have been forced to hand over information about people who posted slanderous or otherwise bad stuff. If anything like that should happen, I will hand over your info, rather than risk anything silly, and contact you promptly if I have your e-mail address. Sorry!
Individuals under 13 years of age:
If you are under 13 years old, please do not post anything on this site without the consent of a parent or guardian. I do not ask for age identifying information in any of the forms on this site and, therefore, I do not know how old you are. It is up to you to make sure that you are legally old enough and/or responsible enough to post any information through any of the forms used in AntiPoetics.